Freaks

You know what my problem in this world is? All the god damn freaks who are just polluting this world with their fucked up ways. They are selfish assholes who are just looking for attention. The only attention they are getting is me pointing and laughing.

Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation? It's only the newest, hottest craze hitting the streets of suburban America. Asphyxiation  is a condition of severely deficient supply of oxygen to the body that arises from being unable to breathe normally. Sounds fun right? So try it out for yourself. Here are some helpful tips to asphyxiate yourself: Put a sock in your mouth and tampons in your nose. Put a plastic bag over your head. Submerge your head in Courtney Casper's pants. Tie a belt firmly around your neck. Or the easiest way, sit through an hour of the hit MTV show, Teen Moms 2.  

The Gay Agenda

I don't see the problem in all the gays trying to convert people to their faith. NOTHING'S gonna happen if you're not born gay. The only concerned people should be those who carry the recessive gay gene in their gene pool (Gg). Testing for said genes can be found at your local hospitals and doctors offices

This shit just got real

Robert Byrd what's good nikka?! Byrd is spitting out facts about all the white niggers he deals with on a daily basis. I see white niggers everywhere and I'm truly appalled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FIBJt-c2o0

Plants

It's stupid that plants even exist. They can't talk or move. They can't beat me in a game of NBA 2K11. Fuck Plants.

Marshawn Lynch

Marshawn Lynch is the biggest fad in Asia since the opium dens of the Ming dynasty and Ming Yoa of the western conference Rockets. So why all the hype across the Pacific. Lynch along with Avery Johnson head coach have of the New Jersey Nets have collaborated in creating the Xzang Chi Menswear company. Marshawn said this about his company, "It's a good company and it is good in China."

Today's Music

We live in a world where the music that is made in our generation is like a McDonald's fast food joint. It's quick, cheap, and before you know it, we get uncontrollable diarrhea of the mouth and anus. When will we go back to the hay days of good music? Probably never!